During the housing crisis in 2007, I lost my day job on the Disney lot and needed to find a way to fill in my income. One of the ways I did this was by making Day of the Dead figures of deceased horror actors and musicians. I sold them on Ebay under the fictional name, Birdhouse Jones.
I created Mr. Jones with some friends in Memphis in the late 90s. We made some crazy bird houses and sold them through local boutiques. I even had a picture of him, using a friend’s elderly neighbor as a stand-in. I’ve always loved Howard Finster and wanted to emulate his folk art stylings. To do so, we basically created our own Howard Finster in the process.
When I decided to make DOTD figures, it made sense to resurrect Birdhouse Jones. An out of work guy in a Sherman Oaks neighborhood has a lot less cachet than a reclusive folk art pioneer in the deep south. I posed as Mr. Jones’ gallery rep or agent and we were off to the races.
Each base was signed, “Work # xxxxxxxxx on this Earth.” The 9-digit serial number originated from something specific but I can’t really remember it now. What I can remember is selling a lot of these little guys.
Each figure had a wooden base and an armature made of twisted wire. The clay was white Sculpy that I baked in the oven. My girlfriend, who had also lost her job the same week that I’d lost mine, joined in and pretty soon we had a full blown production line. We were selling every figure we listed, many well above our starting bid of $9.99. I believe the highest price paid for a single figure was nearly $70.
My favorite figure was Jimi Hendrix burning his Strat, but the best story belongs to the Ramones figs. I made a Joey and later I added a Dee Dee. Johnny had died in 2004, but I hadn’t made his figure yet when a young woman emailed Birdhouse Jones through Ebay. She’d bought both the Joey and the Dee Dee and she was wondering if Mr. Jones might make a Johnny and a Tommy. I explained to her that Birdhouse only made figures of deceased musicians, so Tommy was off the table at the time, but I’d ask about a Johnny. When I listed the Johnny figure, she immediately bought it. As a thank you, I made a DOTD Ramones backdrop for her set of figures and included it free of charge. The pic above is one of the pics that she sent me after she had them all together on the shelf.
I’ve often thought that I should make a Tommy for her since he died in 2014. Sadly, I no longer have any way to contact her.
Of my folk art factory job, I can only say this - Every hobby is fun until it becomes your day job. The grind of cranking out figures became a bit much to face each day. I’ve never been good at repetitive tasks. My mind wanders too much. Mental meandering is good for a writer but terrible for a factory worker. And what we’d created was a mini factory, with a supply side, a production line, and a marketing arm. It was the production line that began to wear away at me.
When I eventually found a real job again, Birdhouse Jones went back into hiding, disappearing as quickly as he’d appeared. He’s still around, waiting to create again, but only as long as it’s fun.